Reviews

4.5 stars from 5,165 reviews, and none of them are on this page. They're on Amazon, where we've sold since March 2018, and that's where you should read them.

Why they are not reprinted here

A review belongs to the shop that collected it. We could copy the good ones across and you'd have no way of checking whether we left anything out. That's the problem with every wall of five-star quotes you've ever scrolled past. So the number stays, the source is named, and the reviews stay where they can still be argued with.

Read them on our Amazon store. Sort by lowest first if you want the fast version.

The two-star ones are the useful ones

They're also the ones that changed the product. Three complaints came up often enough to act on: pads sliding on hard floors, edges fraying at the stitch line after repeated washing, and dogs missing a pad that was too small for them. The backing, the bound edge and the size range all exist in their current form because of those reviews rather than in spite of them.

Two things people still say that we haven't solved. A determined chewer will destroy one. And the largest sizes need a dryer, not a radiator, if you want them dry the same day.

Reviews on this store

There aren't any yet. This shop opened after the Amazon listings, and we'd rather say so than seed it with reviews written somewhere else. When there are enough of our own to mean anything, they will appear here with the date and the size the person actually bought.

Why there are no stars in the search results

Because the rating is Amazon's, not ours. Search engines only show a star rating they can attribute to the shop presenting it, and marking up someone else's would break their rules and it'd be dishonest besides. We'd rather have the real number on the page and no stars in Google than the reverse.